I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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