I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Congratulations! We have a period
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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