Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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