I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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