So drunk its hurt
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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