Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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