dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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