we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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