Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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