Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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