New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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