Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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