8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
His nipple licking is glorious
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