what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
did i just pee glitter
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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