I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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