Already got asked if we're dating
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I supernannyed him into submission
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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