brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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