I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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