Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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