Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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