Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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