Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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