...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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