Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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