Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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