Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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