did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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