New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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