You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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