you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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