I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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