the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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