he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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