We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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