wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Is it because I queefed?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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