dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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