It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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