he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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