singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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