Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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