Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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