Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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