are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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