Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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