508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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