You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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