I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
