I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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