My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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