...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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