when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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