put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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