I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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