Banned from zoo.
Again?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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