Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
why is half of my head shaved?
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