I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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