Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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