just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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