I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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